Cat fight | Larry (owner: David Cameron, Prime Minister) and Freya (owner: George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer) were caught slugging it out on Downing Street earlier today. It looks like Freya (top, right) landed the best hook.

Poor old Larry. His work as Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office has already been called into question because he just isn’t that good at catching mice. Now he’s been beaten up by a girl.

Still, he looks dapper in a bow tie.

(Fight photographer: Political Pictures)

If animals could enter the Olympics…

100m: Usain Bolt (9.58s) vs. Greyhound (5.8s)

200m: Usain Bolt (19.19s) vs. Cheetah: (6.9s)

400m: Michael Johnson (43.18s) vs. Racing Quarter Horse (19.2s)

Marathon: Patrick Makau Musyoki (2hr 3min 38s) vs. Endurance Horse (1hr 18 min 29s)

Long jump: Mike Powell (8.95m) vs. Red Kangaroo (12.8m)

High jump: Javier Sotomayor (2.45m) vs. Snakehead Fish (4m)

ANIMALS WIN.

(Bracket) denotes fastest recorded time/biggest jump. Source: BMJ

Read more: 80 nations that have never won an Olympic medal

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